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If I Can't Bring My Dog/s I'm Not GoingĘUnisex Hoodie

Old price $79.95 $63.96

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We know the shade your fur baby throws when you leave them behind.

So if you can't bring your dog, why would you even want to go?

Choose Dog or Dogs from the options, depending on how many fur babies you have.

Shop the whole If I Can't Bring My Dog/s I'm Not Going Collection.

Looking for your fave breed design? Head over to our Breeds page.

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TDM. apparel is proudly designed and hand vinyl printed to order with a whole lotta' love in Brisbane. Which is why you can shop this design collection on whatever shirt style suits you best - tanks, ringers, classic, unisex styles and more.

Our unisex hoodies are a mid-weight 290 GSM fleece made from an 80% cotton and 20% polyester. You don't need to size up for these as they are technically a mens size.

Pre-shrunk with an anti-pill fleece to ensure they last ages, and featuring a lined pullover hood with tonal drawcord, raglan sleeves, and a kangaroo pocket (perfect for hiding treats).

Check out sizing below or click here for the flat lay garment measurements.

UNISEX SIZE XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
WOMENS AU/NZ/UK 8 10 12 14 16 18 20
WOMENS USA/CAN 4 6 8 10 12 14 16

To make sure your threads last the distance, we recommend you warm hand wash only, and follow up with a shady place to dry. And while our goods are tough enough to play wrestle with the most mischievous of puppies, they don't play well with tumble dryers, dry cleaners, or irons.

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What makes us the raddest motherpuppers in the dog park

  • Our range is proudly (and lovingly) designed in Melbourne and hand printed in Australia! (Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!)

  • We give back to our furry friends with a percentage of profits donated to charity.

  • We support ethical fashion practices and only purchase from fair labour-accredited sources.