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If I Can't Bring My Dog/s I'm Not Going Tank

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We know the shade your fur baby throws when you leave them behind.

So if you can't bring your dog, why would you even want to go?

Choose Dog or Dogs from the options, depending on how many fur babies you have.

Shop the whole If I Can't Bring My Dog/s I'm Not Going Collection.

Looking for your fave breed design? Head over to our Breeds page.

Want to see more of our Tank style shirts?

TDM. apparel is proudly designed and hand vinyl printed to order with a whole lotta' love in Brisbane. Which is why you can shop this design collection on whatever shirt style suits you best - tanks, ringers, classic, unisex styles and more.

Our ladies tanks are light-weight 150 GSM sleeveless tops, super soft and made from 100% pre-shrunk cotton (grey marle 15% polyester). With a raw edge around the armholes and a straight-edge finish on the bottom hemline. They come in a size range of XS-XL and are perfect for walking your fur baby, working out at the gym, yoga class - or any occasion where sleeves are a pain in the ass.

Check out sizing below or click here for the flat lay garment measurements.

WOMENS TDM SIZE XS S M L XL
AU/NZ/UK 8 10 12 14 16
USA/CAN 4 6 8 10 12

Mikaela - Blonde hair. Height 165cm. She is wearing size XS.

Sarah - Red hair. Height 164cm. She is wearing size S.

Chloe - Brown hair. Height 170cm. She is wearing size M.

To make sure your threads last the distance, we recommend you pop them in a wash bag for extra protection, machine wash in cold water only, and followed up with a shady place to dry. And while our goods are tough enough to play wrestle with the most mischievous of puppies, they don't play well with tumble dryers, dry cleaners, or irons.

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What makes us the raddest motherpuppers in the dog park

  • Our range is proudly (and lovingly) designed in Melbourne and hand printed in Australia! (Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!)

  • We give back to our furry friends with a percentage of profits donated to charity.

  • We support ethical fashion practices and only purchase from fair labour-accredited sources.