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If I Can't Bring My Dog/s I'm Not Going Mens Tank

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We know the shade your fur baby throws when you leave them behind.

So if you can't bring your dog, why would you even want to go?

Choose Dog or Dogs from the options, depending on how many fur babies you have.

Shop the whole If I Can't Bring My Dog/s I'm Not Going Collection.

Looking for your fave breed design? Head over to our Breeds page.

Want to see more of our Men's Tanks?

TDM. apparel is proudly designed and hand vinyl printed to order with a whole lotta' love in Brisbane. Which is why you can shop this design collection on whatever shirt style suits you best - tanks, ringers, classic, unisex styles and more.

Our men's tank is super soft, sleeveless tank with raw armhole edges (to show those guns). Made from 100% pre-shrunk combed cotton (grey 15% viscose) these tanks are light-weight (150 GSM).

MENS SIZE S M L XL 2XL
Body Width (cm) 48 51 54 57 60
Body Length (cm) 72 75 78 81 84

Jake - Blonde hair. Height 173cm. He is wearing size L

Ben - Black hair. Height 182cm. He is wearing size XL.

To make sure your threads last the distance, we recommend you pop them in a wash bag for extra protection, machine wash in cold water only, and followed up with a shady place to dry. And while our goods are tough enough to play wrestle with the most mischievous of puppies, they don't play well with tumble dryers, dry cleaners, or irons.

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Here is what other Motherpuppers have said

What makes us the raddest motherpuppers in the dog park

  • Our range is proudly (and lovingly) designed in Melbourne and hand printed in Australia! (Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!)

  • We give back to our furry friends with a percentage of profits donated to charity.

  • We support ethical fashion practices and only purchase from fair labour-accredited sources.