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Products + Care Instructions

We have something for dog lovers of all sizes here at The Dog Mum! From teeny-tiny to roomy ‘n comfy (and every size in between), we’ve got your back, homies.

Make sure you check the sizing chart on the product page before placing your order, or suss out the flat lay apparel measurements.

If you have a question, get in touch with us here.

You betcha’! We can confidently say that no animals (or hippies) were harmed in making our gear.

We’ve partnered with a global garment manufacturer who's invested BIG dolla’-dollas’ to ensure they have Fair Labour Association accreditations. In fact, they're so committed to producing ethical threads that they also got the thumbs up from the Worldwide Responsible Accredited Production (WRAP). (#TooLegitToQuit)

Ensuring our products are 100% ethical and sweatshop-free is something we take very seriously as a brand - and so should you as a consumer. (#Truth)

Our goods are made to be worn with pride and love – and if they end up with a few muddy pawprints on them, then all the better!

To make sure your threads last the distance, we recommend you pop them in a wash bag for extra protection, machine wash in cold water only, and followed up with a shady place to dry.

And while our goods are tough enough to play wrestle with the most mischievous of puppies, they don't play well with tumble dryers, dry cleaners, or irons. Probably best to keep those suckers away from your threads, okay?

We’re proud as punch to say all our products are handprinted, packed, shipped, and housetrained from our head office located in Brisbane, Australia!

Yep, we’re as fair dinkum’ Aussie as Red Dog chowin’ down on a meat pie, cobber.

So you've received your rad new car sticker - what now?! You can find our handy instructional video for applying your vinyl sticker on all our individual bumper sticker product pages. Or you can check it out over here: https://vimeo.com/293699494

Shipping + Currency

Aussie/NZ Motherpuppers

FREE Express Shipping on all orders over $90

Standard Shipping $9.95

Express Shipping $12.95

International Motherpuppers

We like to keep things simple: flat rate for International orders anywhere outside AU/NZ is $34.95 (that's in dollary-doos, but this will convert into your currency as you check out). All our International orders are sent express post cus' no one wants to wait a month for their goods to arrive. 

Worldwide, baby! Started from the bottom, now we’re here... (#Drake)

If your country of residence isn't coming up at checkout, please get in touch with us at HQ so we can pull out our trusty atlas, and sort it out for you.

We endeavour to process and dispatch all online orders within 3 business days from the order being placed, unless otherwise stated. Following dispatch, you will be notified via email with a tracking number.

In the unlikely event that we’ll require more than three (3) business days to ship your order, we’ll get in contact with you to give you the heads up. 

Please note: During peak periods (Sales, Public Holidays, or the day after Public Holidays, or Beauty Loop Campaigns), dispatch times may be longer.

Our 'Express Shipping' service applies only to the shipment once dispatched. Our standard processing and dispatch time for orders is the same regardless of the shipping method.

Standard shipping metro*:  2-4 business days

Express shipping metro*: 1-3 business days

* Regional customers please allow an additional 1-2 business days

If you place your order over a weekend or on a public holiday it will be processed and sent out over the following business days (Monday – Friday).

Please note: Shipping times are a guideline and subject to change. You may experience slightly longer delivery times during peak periods (sales or new releases), due to wild weather, COVID lockdowns, or due to other postal service delivery issues that are unforeseen or unavoidable events beyond TDM's reasonable control.

Online orders are processed and shipped from Brisbane and so we follow any Queensland Public Holidays.

We send our International parcels via Australia Post Express. You'll receive a tracking number so you can keep an eye on your parcel on it's journey to your lovin' arms.

Actual shipping lead times can vary depending where in the world you are.

Estimated shipping times:

NZ pals: 4-8 business days.

Most of Asia: 5-10 business days.

UK & Europe: 7-14 business days.

US & Americas: 10-15 business days.

If you place your order over a weekend or on a public holiday it will be processed and sent out over the following business days (Monday – Friday).

Please note: Shipping times are a guideline and subject to change. You may experience slightly longer delivery times during peak periods (sales or new releases), due to wild weather, or due to other postal service delivery issues that are unforeseen or unavoidable events beyond TDM's reasonable control. Online orders are processed and shipped from Brisbane, in sunny Queensland Australia.

You sure can! We'll email you a unique lil' link so you can follow your order’s exciting adventure through the postal system (and plan the welcome home party).

If you have not received your order within 4 working days of your tracking advising it has been delivered, or if your order arrives damaged in transit, please Contact Us.

Yes motherpupper, we are located at 24 Staple Street, Seventeen Mile Rocks in beautiful Brisbane. If you are local, you can select "pick up" as a delivery option at checkout, and we will let you know as soon as your order is fulfilled and ready to go home in your lovin' arms.


Bring your confirmation email when you come to collect your order from our HQ anytime between 7am - 4pm Monday - Friday.

All our prices are listed in AUD by default, but you can view our products in a different currency by switching options. (Located at the bottom of our site.)

Want some even better news? You can checkout in your local currency too #winning. Once you switch to your local currency you can seamlessly stay in your local currency right through checkout till you claim those fresh threads as your own.

Sadly, we don't accept doggy treats or pats. (#Dang)

But we do accept all major credit cards (Visa, Mastercard, and American Express - we're lookin' at you), as well as PayPal.

We also offer Afterpay and ZipPay so you can buy now and pay later. (You’re welcome.) *Available when you checkout in AUD only.

Returns + Refunds

First off, please accept our sincerest apologies. Although we go to extreme lengths to monitor our quality control, we can occasionally miss a faulty or incorrect item. But never fear, we'll bend over backwards to organise for a replacement of the same item to be shipped to you ASAP.

Please drop us a message with your order number and photo evidence of the damaged/incorrect item within a week of delivery so we can arrange an exchange for you ASAP.

We want you to be stoked with your purchase from The Dog Mum, so please take your time and care when ordering.

If you wish to cancel your order, you must contact us via our contact form within 3 hours of placing it.

Just a head's up - we can't accept cancellation requests made after 3 hours of order placement as your order will have already been processed through our system. (We’re kinda efficient like that.)

If you do contact us after the this time, your order/s will be treated as an exchange (if it qualifies), and you'll need to follow the return and exchange process as detailed below. (Keep scrolling for deets.)

We understand how tricky the interwebs can be - especially when you go on a late-night shopping bender after a few wines. (Trust us, we’ve been there.)

That’s why we will happily change anything within 3 hours of placing the order.

Just contact us here, select the 'I need to make a change to my order' option, and we’ll be in touch to make the swaps on your behalf.

Just a head’s up though - we can’t accept change requests made after 3 hours of order placement as your order will have already been processed through our system. (We’re kinda efficient like that.)

If you do contact us after this time, your order/s will be treated as an exchange (if it qualifies), and you'll need to follow the return and exchange process as detailed below. (Keep scrolling for deets.)

Customer satisfaction is our number one priority. (Besides playing with puppies, of course.)

Not happy with the size, colour, or style of your new TDM threads and need to swap? Easy-peasy, motherpupper! Just get in contact with our awesome customer care crew here.

Check out our returns info on the product page for product specific info on our returns policy. That being said, we don't offer refunds simply for change of mind purchases, otherwise known as 'buyer's remorse.' (Sorry, but you gotta' live with that one, amigo.)

We can't accept returns on our customised or Breed Illustration products because, y'know, we made them just for you!

Return of underwear & eye masks is not possible due to our strict hygiene policy.

Sorry homie, but just like you can’t return your dog if he pees on the carpet, you can’t return items damaged during washing.

We advise our customers to follow our product care instructions (outlined above) carefully, and as per the guidelines on the garment's inner label.

If you wash your threads according to these instructions, you won’t have any problems. (Well, you’ll still have a dog that pees on the carpet, but at least your threads will look on fleek, so there’s that.)

Wholesalers + Stockists

Well, we la-la-LOVE hearing that! We’re always on the hunt for awesome motherpuppers to join our crew of awesome stockists.

If you’re a dog-lovin’ business* and you want to add our products to your shelves, drop us line here and we'll get you a wholesaler pack.

*Please note: We do not offer credit accounts, and all orders and shipping costs must be paid upfront before delivery.

Ahhh, we aren’t about to let the cat out of the bag with that one!

Get in touch with the crew at HQ to chat about the awesome advantages of becoming a VIP TDM wholesaler. (Spoiler alert: there are HEAPS of 'em.)

Not yet, friend – but we’re working on it.

You can come to our HQ at 24 Staple Street, Seventeen Mile Rocks in Brisbane. Our physical store is open on Thursdays from 10am - 2pm

Donations + Giving Back

The crew here at The Dog Mum believe it’s important to give back to our community of furry friends in need.

That’s why from time to time we partner with a welfare organisation, charity, or not for profit (NFP) dedicated to the betterment and care of animals in Australia.

Are you making the world a better place, one hurt or homeless animal at a time? We’re always on the lookout for new animal-lovin’ crusaders to partner up with, and we'd love to hear about your work!

Drop us your organisation’s details, mission, and favourite Grumpy Cat meme here, and we'll take a gander at your application. (Okay, that last one isn't a requirement – we just love a good meme 'round here.)

We personally select our charity/NFP partners based on specific criteria and guidelines that align with our brand values.

We also rotate through our partner charities and NFPs. (Because we wanna share the love, and hot damn, there's a lotta' puppers in the world who need that love.)

You sure can, moneybags!

However, you must check with us before promoting and including us in the giveaway/ competition to make sure your brand aligns with ours. (Just in case you’re some shady, Cruella de Vil-esque character selling doggy crack to impressionable Dalmatian puppies or something.)

We love a good giveaway as much as the next motherpupper; however, we’re pretty picky about the people and brands we collaborate with.

If you think we’d be a match made in marketing heaven, get in touch with the team at TDM HQ here, and if your proposal aligns with our brand values, we’ll talk tees. (Or hoodies. Or tanks. Whatevs.)

Socials + Brand Ambassadors + Random Shizzle

We have the most awesome gift box packaging option which you can add to your order. Check it out!

We accept brand ambassador applications year round, and successful applicants rep our brand proudly ‘n loudly.

Make sure you’re following @thedogmum on Instagram and Facebook to check out our gear. If you'd like to become a brand rep please Contact Us.

We’re pretty busy 'round here printin' and packin' orders, playing with our furbabies.

This means you won’t ever find us hanging out at dingy bars, racing tracks, dodgy alleyways - or in social media inboxes.

If you want to get in touch with us, drop us a line via our contact form so we can start a convo, preferably around who you think would find hidden treats the fastest: Scooby Doo, Snoopy, or Brian from Family Guy?

Only if it complies with these copyright terms of useDon’t make us release the hounds on your ass, okay?

Absolutely! We have the best community of motherpuppers in the world.

Follow @thedogmumsquad on Instagram and tag your pics with #thedogmumsquad to be featured. (And keep your peepers peeled for our plans for future world/dogpark domination, Dog Mum-style.)

That’s just how we roll, homie. (*fist bump*)

What makes us the raddest motherpuppers in the dog park

  • Our range is proudly (and lovingly) handprinted here in Brisbane, Australia. (Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!)

  • We give back to our furry friends with a percentage of profits donated to charity.

  • We support ethical fashion practices and only purchase from fair labour-accredited sources.