You know you’re a #dogmum when

● You’re fluent in speaking puppy
● You think it's outrageous that 'Plus One' on a wedding invitation doesn't mean you can bring your dog as your date
● You don't clean your windows because those streaky marks are your dog's nose art - and you're damn proud of it
● You could never be in a relationship with someone allergic to animals. (You just ain’t prepared to have THAT conversation)
● You spend more time Googling 'Can my dog eat pizza?’ than you care to admit
● You like your dog more than you like most people. (Okay, ALL people)