- You’re fluent in speaking puppy
- You think it's outrageous that 'Plus One' on a wedding invitation doesn't mean you can bring your dog as your date
- You don't clean your windows because those streaky marks are your dog's nose art - and you're damn proud of it
- You could never be in a relationship with someone allergic to animals. (You just ain’t prepared to have THAT conversation)
- You spend more time Googling 'Can my dog eat pizza?’ than you care to admit
- You like your dog more than you like most people. (Okay, ALL people)